We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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