Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
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