My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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