I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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