We're facebook friends in real life
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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