I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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