I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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