I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
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