my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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