She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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