he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Randomize
