what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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