I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I just gargled with NyQuil
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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