would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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