You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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