How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
Randomize
