i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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