yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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