physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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