Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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