I hope mine doesn't look like that
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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