dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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