They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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