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i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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