Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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