he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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