I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
