no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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