let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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