Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
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go home
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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