Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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