i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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