The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
