think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
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