On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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