i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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