How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I see more hoeing in ur future
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