Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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