weddingsv make me drug and hornr
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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