I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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