I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
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