So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
the day after is always just damage control
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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