i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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