ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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