i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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