hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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