38 yer olds are good kisserssss
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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