my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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