I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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