Define "chronic" masturbator.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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