As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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