The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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