This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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