Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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