this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
ugly people sure do ruin things
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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