We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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